The Twible: All the Chapters of the Bible in 140 Characters or Less . . . Now with 68% More Humor!

• Paperback: 320 pages
• Publisher: Jana Riess (October 26, 2013)
• ISBN-13: 978-0989774703

It’s the Bible, now with 68% more humor and 99% fewer begats!

You’ve wanted to read the Bible, but it’s uber-long and, let’s face it, sometimes boring. You’re a busy person with stuff to do. You want the Bible, only funnier.

Enter The Twible, which brings you every chapter as tweeted in 140 characters or less, from Genesis to Revelation!

Find out what the Bible says you’re supposed to do if a friend starts worshiping another god, your child disrespects you in public, or you break the Sabbath. (The answers to those dilemmas are to stone your friend, stone your child, and stone yourself. In that order.) Learn where Paul swears in the New Testament, and why Jeremiah could benefit from antidepressants.